GIL: Goonie!
LAGOONA: Gilly-beans!
MANNY: Aah!
GIL: How's my favorite fish?
LAGOONA: Fintastic. I'm very excited for our big date. I wish it was the early morning already.
GIL: Me too. And tonight's the night we become EekTok official. That's what it's called, right? We didn't do EekTok back in my home lake.
LAGOONA: Yes, it means having our profiles show up as a pair, so if someone goes to my page, they will see you there and if they go to your page, they'll see me.
GIL: Uh, doesn't everyone already see us together at school?
LAGOONA: Perhaps, but EekTok official is different. It means monsters everywhere will see us together.
GIL: Catch you later.
LAGOONA: I will update my EekTok after class. Goodbye, Gilly-bean! Wailon is still listed as my EekTok official pair? I haven't spoken to him in, like, a million moon phases. Oh, well. Adios, Wailon. (gasps) Wailon?
WAILON: (chuckles) Hey, Lagoona. You wanted to chat?
LAGOONA: What are you doing here?
WAILON: You DS'd, direct summoned, me. And now that my ghost powers have leveled up, I thought I'd pop up in the ghostly semitransparent flesh. It's been forever. I think the last time we hung out was when we went on that boat ride and scared all those pirates.
LAGOONA: Yes, it is fintastic to see you... (chomping) Here. But I just realized I... have to get food for Neptuna.
GIL: Hey, Lagoona, I updated my EekTok, but I don't think it went through, 'cause I don't see it on yours. Wait a minute, that's not your profile. I'm never gonna get the hang of this app.
LAGOONA: Oh, that's the... food supplier. I need to talk to him about Neptuna's nutritional needs. (chuckles nervously) Just stay here until I figure out what to get. Bye! Oh, you didn't see my update? Strange. There must be a glitch in the app. Well, you better get to study group. You know how cranky Draculaura gets if you're late. Her bat screech will leave your ears ringing for weeks. Bye!
GIL: True. Bye, Goonie.
WAILON: So what did you want to chat about?
LAGOONA: I--well--
WAILON: You don't have to say anything. Hanging out with you is always the best 'cause we never feel pressured to talk. We could just be.
LAGOONA: (chomping) Oh, well, I'm gonna be late for casketball practice, so see you later, Wailon.
GOOBERT: (screams) Not again.
GHOULIA: Ha-ha!
LAGOONA: Ghoulia, over here! Ha!
CLAWDEEN: Whoo!
LAGOONA: Ya!
HEATH: Yeah, Lagoona! Time-out! Ball's on fire--again.
WAILON: L-A-G-O-O-N-A! Go, Lagoona!
GHOULIA: That ghost is really supportive. Who is he?
LAGOONA: (chomping) Him? No one. I have no idea. Who? Never seen him before in my life. (chomping) Un momento.
WAILON: Whoa!
LAGOONA: Oh, hello. Fancy meeting you here.
WAILON: Hey, could you introduce me to--huh?
LAGOONA: No!
WAILON: Are you embarrassed of me?
LAGOONA: No, I'm not embarrassed of you. It's just not the best time. Maybe we can talk later.
WAILON: Yeah, I can stay all night.
LAGOONA: Great.
GIL: Hey, Ghoulia. Lagoona left her water bottle. I thought she'd want it for practice. Have you seen her?
GHOULIA: She went off with some ghost guy.
GIL: Some ghost guy? Is that why she's been swimming around all day?
LAGOONA: (panting) Oh, my water bottle. Wait, was Gil here? I forgot this in his dorm yesterday.
GHOULIA: Yeah, he came by and left it for you. Lagoona, what's going on?
LAGOONA: So I meant to remove Wailon from my EekTok page, but I direct summoned him instead.
GHOULIA: Oh, then you told him it was a mistake and now he won't leave?
LAGOONA: Not exactly. I don't want to hurt his feelings by telling him I was trying to take him off my page, so I've been avoiding him.
GHOULIA: Lagoona!
LAGOONA: But I don't want to be totally rude, so I told him we could talk later. But the hints are right here.
GHOULIA: Wait, so you summoned him and keep telling him you'll talk to him later? Those are not hints that you want him to leave. (sighs) Lagoona, you need to talk to him, and just make excuses and run away.
MANNY: This is going to be the best set the haunted theater class has ever seen. Hmm, where'd that hammer go?
LAGOONA: I'll get it. Where is that hammer?
WAILON: Need any help?
LAGOONA: (yelps) No! I mean, I've actually got this. Thank you.
WAILON: Lagoona?
MANNY: Oh, hi. You have a hammer. Do you think you can help me fix this?
WAILON: Yeah, sure.
LAGOONA: He'll never find me here. (yelps)
WAILON: Hey, Lagoona. What a coincidence. Manny sent me up here to get some photos of the sky for the theater set.
LAGOONA: No coincidence because I was actually-- (screams)
WAILON: I'm really glad you summoned me, because I've been meaning to give this to you. My grandpa left it to you in his will.
LAGOONA: His will?
WAILON: Yeah. He's moved on from this monster world. (sniffles) But he said you were always so sweet and so good to me that he wanted you to have this. I miss him, and it's been hard. Anyway, did you want to talk now?
LAGOONA: Well, I'm very sorry for your loss, and I could not possibly have anything else to talk about after that. (chomps) Perhaps some other time. (chomps) Bye! (sighs)
GHOULIA: How'd the talk go? Ugh, Lagoona, ghosts are good at a lot of things, but they can't read minds. If you want him to leave, you have to tell him. And it would be nice to tell him that you were gonna remove him from EekTok because you're with Gil now too.
LAGOONA: But he's already sad about his grandpa. And when Wailon gets his feelings hurt, his lips go all frowny and his eyes get wet. And that makes me very uncomfortable.
GHOULIA: Well, you can't magically get out of it.
LAGOONA: Yes, that's it. Oh, stay away potion. Anytime Wailon tries to get close to me, he won't be able to.
DRACULAURA: Nope, that's against Witchcraft Code of Conduct rule 82.
LAGOONA: Maybe you make him forget who I am.
DRACULAURA: Can't do that either. It's not a rule. It's not just nice to mess with monsters' heads. Trust me, I tried, but it did not go well. Talking it out is way better than any spell I could cast.
GIL: [on phone] Hey, Goonie. Hey, Goonie.
LAGOONA: Gil? Not right now. You are sure this will work?
MANNY: Of course. But I gotta ask, is this about the ghost I met in the Clawditorium? I thought he was cool.
LAGOONA: Yes, he is cool, but he's just not the ghost for me.
MANNY: Fair enough. This book's from our human world collection, the 27-step guide for ridding yourself of a ghost haunting. Step one-- (grunts)
LAGOONA: Hold your breath and count backwards. (inhales) Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. (breathes deeply) Hop on one foot and spin four times.
GIL: [on phone] Hey, Goonie. Hey, Goonie.
LAGOONA: Thank you, Manny, but there is no time for so many steps. I must take desperate measures.
WAILON: Thanks for having me over, though I'm not sure why it needs to be so dark.
TWYLA: I like the dark.
WAILON: Why does your voice sound different?
TWYLA: I like my voice sounding different. I'm trying something new, but I wanted to talk to you about something.
LAGOONA: Yes, very good, Twyla, right to the point.
TWYLA: I want to make up with you.
WAILON: Make up?
LAGOONA: No, Twyla, break up, break up!
WAILON: Lagoona, what is going on?
LAGOONA: I--I-- (chomping)
GIL: [on phone] Hey, Goonie. Hey, Goonie.
LAGOONA: Just one second, Wailon. Hola, Gil. I have much explaining to do, and I will do it soon. I just need of one thing first. (sighs) Sorry I dragged you into this, Twyla. Can we have a moment soon?
TWYLA: Yes.
LAGOONA: I must tell you the--
TWYLA: Just to be clear, you want me to leave, right?
LAGOONA: Right. Thank you. I must tell you the real reason I direct summoned you. I was actually trying to remove your profile from my EekTok and no longer be EekTok official with you. In fact, it had been so long since we had spoken, I didn't even we were still EekTok official. But I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so I kept avoiding it and avoiding you.
WAILON: It's OK, Lagoona. Just because we aren't each other's pages anymore doesn't mean we didn't have a good time together or that those memories suddenly go away.
LAGOONA: Remember that field trip to Boo York?
WAILON: Yeah, we placed first in scaring and won that awesome eye scream party.
LAGOONA: You had shocky road all over your shirt.
WAILON: Yeah, that was a great trip. But I guess I should go now.
LAGOONA: Yes, you should go.
WAILON: If you ever want to talk, I'm one summon away.
LAGOONA: I must get to Gil. Excuse me.
STUDENT: Hey, watch it!
GARBAGE GOBLIN: Aah!
LAGOONA: (panting) Permiso. Coming through! I must immediately speak with my Gilly-beans! Gil!
GIL: Lagoona! Where have you been? I thought maybe you didn't want to hang out anymore.
LAGOONA: I do want to hang out with you. And I'm sorry I was avoiding you tonight. You see, I accidentally summoned Wailon, my old ghost boyfriend, who was still on my EekTok account. (sighs) I didn't want to tell you what happened because I didn't want to hurt your feelings. But Wailon and I talked, and we sorted it out. Do you still want to be EekTok official?
GIL: Absolutely.
LAGOONA: Aw, Draculaura says she's so happy for us.
GIL: Deuce says our profiles look great together.
GOOBERT: (groans) All good!
END OF EPISODE SEVENTY: OFFICIALLY COMPLICATED
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