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GIL: Deep under the lake's surface, trouble was brewing. Hydro-Monster rose up to crush evil in its tracks. Meanwhile, mild-mannered Gil stepped up to help a little dust fright to safety. There you go.
ROMULUS: I'm warning you, Barkimedes. Do my homework, mutt, or I'll get growly.
GIL: From the shadows, the totally average teen watched the injustice. He wanted to be brave like Hydro-Monster, but what could he do?
BLOODGOOD: Romulus, bully Barkimedes again and you'll be the one in the doghouse. Now, do your own homework.
GIL: And once again, all was well in Monster High. No heroics necessary. How does it look? Ah! Whoa! (groans)
SKELITA: Well, not exactly ultramarine. More cobalt.
GIL: What?
SKELITA: Cobalt. It's a shade of blue.
GIL: Skelita, I'm supposed to be Hydro-Monster.
SKELITA: Don't start with the waterworks. I'll have it ready in no time.
GIL: Thanks. Lagoona, Ghoulia, and I have been dying to cosplay at Nekrokon. I don't know how to repay you.
SKELITA: Don't even think about it, Gil. You've helped us all so many times with swim lessons, being pool party lifeguard, and you always make sure we're hydrated. Hmm. But it's missing the cape. Let me see what I can dig up. While I'm gone, you see if you can get that costume on.
GIL: (grunting) Almost.
FRANKIE: No, term-paper-inator. I didn't install a villain chip in you. Whoa! Hey, you, superhero monster. A little help stopping that robot from getting my Watzie?
GIL: Me? Oh, yeah. Halt, term-paper-nator. Your term is up. Here you go, Fr-- I mean, stranger.
FRANKIE: Thank you. Aw. But who are you?
GIL: I'm, uh, Colbalt... uh, Kid. Colbalt Kid. Ah! Ugh! H-2-Oh my ghoulness, I'm a superhero. Cobalt Kid to the rescue. Ooh!
MANNY: Somebody help me! It's dark in here and I can't read.
GIL: I'll save you.
STUDENTS: Yeah. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
MANNY: Ugh!
GIL: I'll save you.
MANNY: Um, Cobalt Kid, sir?
GIL: Ugh!
MANNY: Thank you. That was so brave.
STUDENT: I know.
STUDENTS: (chanting) Cobalt Kid!
SKELITA: Gil?
STUDENT #2: Cobalt Kid is boo-riffic.
LAGOONA: Some kind of spooktacular superhero called Cobolt Kid.
GHOULIA: I hear he's 10 feet tall and eats bullies for breakfast.
FRANKIE: I don't get it. I mean, I'm super grateful Cobalt Kid saved Watzie, but kids are saved from mortal danger every other day here.
LAGOONA: This is true, but the most fantastic part is that he is a real-life superhero. He has a costume and a mask.
MANNY: Yeah, it's so dramatic.
GHOULIA: It's so ghoul, like having our own Dead Fast or Goblin Girl.
LAGOONA: I have drawn fan art. See?
GIL: Please don't tell anyone it's me.
SKELITA: No, of course not if it's a secret. But why is it a secret?
GIL: Something about Cobalt Kid just makes it easier to do stuff, stuff I was too scared to do before.
SKELITA: I'm all about clothes that help you feel confident. Just don't be a numbskull and get too carried away.
BLOODGOOD: [on P.A.] Hello, students. It seems Monster High has its very own superhero. Now, I'm usually against vigilante justice, but Superintendent Sludgerson is looking for ways we might decrease our rule-breaking school-wide, and this Cobbler Kid is better than nothing. I've tried nothing. It didn't work. So I am giving Cuddle Kid complete authority to escort any rule-breakers to detention.
SKELITA: Hmm. That's a lot of responsibility.
BLOODGOOD: I'm certain knowing a real hero is watching will keep the rest of you in line. Well, Cooper Kid, you have your mission.
GIL: I won't let Headmistress Bloodgood down. I have a job to do. Uh, that's my locker, and my costume's inside. Whoa, this is dangerous. Someone could get hurt. Sorry, pal, but this goo's got to go to detention.
GOOBERT: What? Me?
GIL: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. School charter rule 17.2345a states no skating in the halls. Come with me, please.
GHOULIA: Wait, wait. I can't go to detention. I'm supposed to feed the Garbage Goblins. They get very bite-y if they don't get fed.
MANNY: Ah!
GIL: You've really dropped the books and the ball on your job as junior librarian. To detention.
MANNY: What? Trust me, no one feels worse about dropping books than I do.
BLOODGOOD: Thanks to the brave Cold Heart Kid, we have a 100% increase in students facing the consequences of their actions in detention. Keep up the good work.
GIL: Selling baked goods without a license? No one will be golfing these down today. To detention.
FRANKIE: No, my candy!
GIL: Grand theft candy bar. Detention.
FRANKIE: But I thought you were ghoul.
GIL: To detention. To detention. To detention. To detention. Littering is a crime against us all. You're all washed up, Lagoona.
LAGOONA: But I'm your biggest fan. That was a drawing of you.
GIL: Less talking, more walking to detention.
SKULLETTE P.A. SYSTEM: Cronut Kid has smashed Mrs. O'Shriek's record for the most kids put in detention in one day.
LAGOONA: The creepeteria?
GHOULIA: Yeah, detention is already full, so this is the overflow. Tater tyke?
LAGOONA: I'm getting seriously chompy. That Cobalt Kid has an unhealthy amount of power and no accountability.
GHOULIA: That super zero wouldn't be this pushy if we knew who they were.
LAGOONA: Yeah. Who is hiding behind that mask and very specific pseudonym? Is it you, Skelita? I bet you know what color cobalt is.
SKELITA: I do, but I am not the vigilante.
GHOULIA: Or was it you, Barkimedes?
BARKIMEDES: Uh, I don't think so?
LAGOONA: Wait, why would Cobalt Kid put themselves in detention? Are they that devious?
BLOODGOOD: Get away. What is the meaning of this?
GIL: Headmistress Bloodgood, I'm a little scared to tell you this, but I can't keep doing what you asked.
BLOODGOOD: Didn't Ghoulia feed you? She's usually so responsible.
GIL: Ghoulia? Oh, no. This is my fault.
BLOODGOOD: Help! Anyone! Coldcut Kid!
GIL: No time to get my costume. Can I just help as just me?
BLOODGOOD: Stay away!
GIL: This is one headmistress you won't be gobbling. Time to take out the trash.
BLOODGOOD: Oh. Oh, dear. I nearly lost my head. Oh, there it goes.
SKELITA: Gil, you did that without the costume. See? No bones about it. You don't need a disguise to be brave.
GIL: Whew, I hope not. 'Cause it's going to take real courage to tell everyone I'm Cobalt Kid.
SKELITA: I believe in you, Super Gil.
MANNY: Do I look Cobalt Kid-sized to you?
BARKIMEDES: It has to be someone.
GHOULIA: I will be writing a strongly worded post about this on EekTok.
GIL: Hey, everybody, can I get your attention? I have something to say. Uh, wow, that's a lot of attention. Um, I need to tell you that I'm Cobalt Kid.
BARKIMEDES: Ugh, that's rough.
FRANKIE: No part of me understands this.
LAGOONA: I knew it. Didn't I say that?
GHOULIA: You absolutely did not say that.
GIL: Look, you can all go now. No more detention. I just-- I wanted to be brave enough to help people. But I guess the power went to my head, and I got a little carried away.
LAGOONA: A little?
GIL: A lot carried away.
GHOULIA: You made me miss feeding the Garbage Goblins. Not ghoul.
GIL: I know. I'm really sorry. I was trying to do what Headmistress Bloodgood asked, but that's no excuse. I take full responsibility.
BLOODGOOD: Oh, my ghoulness. Not full responsibility. I was trying to do what Sludgerson asked, but no one should just follow orders without question. Sometimes, you have to be brave enough-- and as your headmistress, I can't believe I'm saying this-- to say no, even to me. My apologies to all of you.
GHOULIA: Ugh.
GIL: Sorry. Sorry, everybody.
BARKIMEDES: Sure. It's OK.
GIL: Sorry.
LAGOONA: We'll talk about this later.
GIL: Sorry. Sorry.
FRANKIE: Apology accepted, but take it from someone made up of different parts. Nobody is all good or all bad. You did good things, too, like saving Watzie, helping Manny, Cleo, and Toralei.
GIL: Hmm, maybe.
FRANKIE: I mean, costume or not, that was you under there the whole time.
GIL: Thanks, Frankie.
BLOODGOOD: Well, Coconut Kid, I think we have some cleaning to do.
ROMULUS: I eat a lot more than you so I should get your lunch money and a snack tax.
GIL: Leave him alone.
ROMULUS: Fine. Whatever. Ahh!
BARKIMEDES: Thanks, Gil.
GIL: You got it, Barkimedes. As our hero walked off into the moonlight, he knew he had protected the fair citizens of Monster High for another day.
BLOODGOOD: Hey, where are you going, young man? We still have trash to clean.
GIL: Oh, right. Goodwill Gil to clean this spill.
END OF EPISODE SIXTY-FIVE: GIL TO THE RESCUE