Twyla Boogeyman: Hauntonomics is my second favorite subject. History is my favorite favorite.
Clawdeen Wolf: I know we monsters live a dark corner, but how am I supposed to pass Hauntonomics if I can't tell what this says?
Draculaura: Common poltergeist can't be seen or heard by humans. Vampires have fangtastic night vision.
Clawd Wolf: Hmm, Let there be light!
Draculaura: Clawd!
Clawd Wolf: It's not me!
Spectra Vondergeist: Boo!
Clawd Wolf: <Screams>
Clawdeen Wolf: What happened?
Twyla Boogeyman: The books!
Draculaura: You okay?
Clawd Wolf: Ah ha!
Spectra Vondergeist: Sorry, Clawd. Just practicing my signature scare for the Vondergeist cabin.
Clawdeen Wolf: THE Vondergeist cabin? That's you?! I knew your name sounded familiar! Humans camp out there just waiting
for supernatural activity, I've always wanted to go!
Spectra Vondergeist: I'd take you tonight, but it's kind of just me and Ghoul-ma thing. She's been teaching me the family haunting business. Scaring humans is how we power up.
Draculaura: I've read about that. I bet Clawd just gave you super powers with how scared he was!
Clawd Wolf: I just tripped!
Twyla Boogeyman: I read about that! Scariane Vondergeist was so powerful that she could be heard by humans. Can you do that!?
Spectra Vondergeist: As if! no Vondergeist has been that powerful in generations. It's haunting hour gotta fly!
Clawdeen Wolf: Bye, Spectra!
Draculaura: See ya!
Twyla Boogeyman: Bye!
Clawd Wolf: But seriously, I wasn't Scared.
Spectra Vondergeist: Boo!
Clawd Wolf: <screams>
Spectra Vondergeist: Sorry, had to. Bye for real this time.
Draculaura:Have fun being invisible to humans!
Clawd Wolf: Whoa! <thud>
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: <screams>
Spectra Vondergeist: Ghoulma!
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Spectra! I'm going to miss this.
Spectra Vondergeist: Wait, what do you mean?
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: This is my last haunt. I'm retiring to Sarasotaaagh.
Spectra Vondergeist: <gasp>
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Didn't I tell you? it's time for you to take over the family haunting duties. If tonight goes well, that is. I need the power from this haunt to take me into retirement!
Blair: Hey, Monster Mashies. We're coming to you on Un-Un-dead A.K.A. live from the infamous and super haunted Vondergeist cabin.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Let the haunt begin!
Raine: <screams> Ahh, ha, it's starting already. Eugh!
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Nice, Spectra! Good warm-up, skid!
Raine: Oh, he's here!
Skeeter Vellman: Ah, hahaha. <gasp> Hoo-ho, I sense a haunting afoot. Just the sort of haunting that will be great for my ratings. The viewers love how fearless I am in the face of Dasterly Ghost, and I love the viewers.
Blair: And here he is, TV famous ghost hunter Skeeter Vellman Velman!
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: TV famous ghost hunter Skeeter Vellman Velman? Wow, this could be tricky.
Spectra Vondergeist: Yikes, should we postpone? Guess you'd have to wait to retire.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: No, dear. It's time. Besides, this will be a good challenge for you.
Spectra Vondergeist: We'll see about that.
Skeeter Vellman: Shhh, This is a ghost detection device. be very still.
Raine: Hrgh Uhgh!
Skeeter Vellman: Hmph Uh-huh! Vacuum. It's a ghost vacuum. Keep up.
Spectra Vondergeist: Look, Ghoul-ma. No hands.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Spectra, watch out!
Skeeter Vellman: Awh, blast!
Spectra Vondergeist: Whoops, I wasn't paying attention. Good thing you were here, huh?
Skeeter Vellman: act natural. We'll, draw them in. Ooo, dinner smells yummy.
Blair: Mmm, fruit punch. <screams>
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: That's it! I can feel the fear in my translucent bones.
Raine: Aha! It's a friendly ghost! How you ghostie? You wanna be besties?
Skeeter Vellman: <gasp>
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Spectra, Move!
Skeeter Vellman: My baby.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Spectra, what's going on with you? You're usually more careful!
Spectra Vondergeist: Whoops. Guess I'm not as ready to go solo as you thought.
Raine: Wha wha what? It's unplugged!
Blair: I think it's Morse code. It's spelling out... You have...
Raine: I have what!? Moments to live? An evil curse? What do I have!?
Blair: a Booger?
Raine & Blair: Ah haha
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Retirement may have to wait.
Spectra Vondergeist: Hah! creepy painting! I'm gonna make the eyes move. Huh! Rrrgh! Rrrgh! Rrrgh! Oh no! Ghoul-ma, Help! Its a trap!
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: <gasp> <Rrrgh> help! <gasp> Ahh!
Spectra Vondergeist: Ghoul-ma!
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Get out! Save your self!
Skeeter Vellman: We got one, Case me!
Blar: See that, Mashees? This ghost didn't stand a chance!
Spectra Vondergeist: Uh-huh Painting? Why won't you let me touch you? There must be some kind of force field. What do I do?
Skeeter Vellman: Quick! this ghost will have friends, It won't be happy with us.
Blar: Gah—ah!
Skeeter Vellman: Pay it no need. Let's just get out of here with our ghost.
Raine: We're doomed!
Skeeter Vellman: Relax, we're just dealing with an angry ghost.
Clawdeen Wolf: Hmm... This is more complicated than I thought. <Uhuugh>
Draculaura: You got it! And after this, we'll totally get right back to studying.
Clawdeen Wolf: <grunt> Woah—ugh!
Clawdeen Wolf: Clawdeen Wolf at your service.
Spectra Vondergeist: Clawdeen! I'm so sorry. I know you're all busy studying, but I really need your help.
Clawdeen Wolf: Ah- We can take a break.
Spectra Vondergeist: They almost have the door open.
Clawd Wolf: Don't worry, we're not going to let anything happen to your Ghoul-ma.
Clawd Wolf: What do a few silly ghost hunters have against five monsters, including an expert poltergeist.
Spectra Vondergeist: I'm no expert.
Twyla Boogeyman: No? I thought you've been training with your Ghoul-ma for years.
Draculaura: And you're the descendant of Scariane, who was so powerful that she could be heard by humans, right?
Spectra Vondergeist: Yeah, but now Ghoul-ma is abandoning me forever. I can't do this alone.
Draculaura: Abandoning you? what do you mean?
Spectra Vondergeist: She's retiring to Sarasotaaagh.
Draculaura: Oh, so she's just moving?
Spectra Vondergeist: Well, yes. But she wants me to take over the business solo, and I can't do it. I'm not ready.
Twyla Boogeyman: Spectra, you're the best scarer I know. And my dad is the Boogeyman.
Clawd Wolf: It pains me to say this, and I mean really pains me. But you kind of did spook me earlier with that light switch thing.
Clawdeen Wolf: You can do this! Your Ghoul-ma wouldn't be passing down something as important as the family business, If she didn't believe in you.
Spectra Vondergeist: But how am I supposed to scare a dude who's not scared of anything?
Clawd Wolf: It is going to be tough to scare an expert, TV famous ghost hunter.
Spectra Vondergeist: That's it! I have an idea.
Skeeter Vellman: Keep pushing.
Raine: O-oh!
Blair: Ahh!
Skeeter Vellman: Uh, They're just trying to frighten us into giving up the ghost. We don't fear you. Be gone!
Clawdeen Wolf: I think we're really scaring them.
Skeeter Vellman: For sure, Smoke and mirrors. You're part of the trick. Don't fool us.
Blair: Yeah! You're the one who should be scared, We got your friend!
Clawd Wolf: Come on, Spectra.
Skeeter Vellman: Big whoop! seen it! This ghost is ours.
Spectra Vondergeist: No! I can't let them take Ghoul-ma. Ugh!
Spectra Vondergeist: Leave the clown painting.
Skeeter Vellman: uhm, did you hear somthing?
Spectra Vondergeist: You heard me? I mean... You heard me leave the painting and get out now! I will use my powers to make you lose all the television fans.
That's right. The ladies will come at solo and you'll be canceled faster than I can say boo!
Raine: <gasp> I heard that!
Blair: Me too. Terrifying.
Skeeter Vellman: Let's get out of here! <Huff> <Eugh>
Spectra Vondergeist: And stay out! Are you okay?
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: Oh, Spectra.
Spectra Vondergeist: Thank you so much. I'm sorry for interrupting your study Sesh.
Clawdeen Wolf: Anytime, ghost queen.
Clawd Wolf: Happy scaring!
Dracularua: Bye.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: So what happened? You're usually so careful doing our haunts.
Spectra Vondergeist: I'm sorry, I didn't want to say goodbye, so I sabotaged the haunt. I thought if I downplayed my skills, you'd stay with me because you'd think I wasn't ready.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: I've known you were ready for a long time. It's because I do have been sad to let our one-on-one time go that I've stayed so long. But this is an exciting phase of ghostly life. I have fond memories of my own solo haunts. I know you'll enjoy them too. Besides, you thwarted one of the best ghost traps I've ever seen and produced a haunting voice.
Spectra Vondergeist: After I got you trapped
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: being ready doesn't mean not making mistakes. Cause it's always been I often call away and forever in your semi-transparent heart.
Spectra Vondergeist: Ahem... You fakes all about all humans will fear me.
Ghoul-ma Vondergeist: I don't overdo it.
END OF EPISODE ELEVEN: GHOULISHLY GHOUL-MA
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