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DEUCE: Good Gorgon.
DRACULAURA: Come on, work, work.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: It was me.
SNAKE: Someone's here, Deuce.
DEUCE: Yeah, we can see that.
DRACULAURA: Go away. Go away.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Come with me, please.
DRACULAURA: Do you think she saw?
HEATH: We're gonna be in so much trouble.
DEUCE: Maybe we should make a run for it. Or maybe we should follow Bloodgood and see what she wants.
Let's follow Bloodgood. With my luck today, I'll run away and wind up in an alternate dimension. We wouldn't be in this mess if you'd warned us sooner.
SNAKE: It's more fun this way.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Please come in.
DRACULAURA: Did she see anything?
HEATH: And what did she mean by "It was me"?
FRANKIE: What are we whispering about?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Yes, what are you all whispering about?
DRACULAURA: Headmistress Bloodgood, has anyone told you you're looking so, so-
FRANKIE: Headmistressy this fine evening.
DEUCE: We were just whispering out of... respect for- for the trophy.
DRACULAURA: Hey, um, out of pure curiosity and nothing else, seen anything, um-
FRANKIE: Magic-y lately?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Thankfully, no.
DRACULAURA: What a relief. Uh, those rumors are just awful.
FRANKIE: The worst.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: I'm glad you all agree with me.
HEATH: So, what did you mean when you said "It was me"?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: I broke the trophy. At least we're having nice weather.
FRANKIE: Looks like our work here is done.
DRACULAURA: Wait a second. What do you mean you broke the trophy?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: I went to polish the trophy in preparation for the rally and Dracula's arrival.
DRACULAURA: He does like seeing a shiny, reflective surface, even though he can't see his reflection.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: When I heard the most awful noise.
FRANKIE: What kind of noise?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Birds chirping. Uh. It was so startling, I dropped the trophy. I left to grab a dust pan to gather up the mess...
FRANKIE: Wow, you lived so many lives, dust pan.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: And when I came back, the pieces were missing.
DRACULAURA: So whoever stole the pieces probably made the EekTok.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Theft, witchcraft, blackmail, why this school is going to heaven in a hand basket. I'm far too overwhelmed to host our PFFT.
DEUCE: And that's why you canceled the rally?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Precisely. So, where are you in your little investigation?
DRACULAURA: How did you know about that?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: I know everything. Also, I overheard you when you were in the creepeteria. So, what do you know?
FRANKIE: We've got some clues, and one suspect.
DEUCE: What? Why am I still in there?
DRACULAURA: Whoops. Sorry, Deuce. We forgot to remove you in the commotion.
FRANKIE: All right, we've got no suspects. Wait, that can't be right.
DRACULAURA: We found a ring light in the science lab closet, which we think was used to make the EekTok.
HEATH: Plus, we've been hearing weird noises all day.
FRANKIE: And seeing things.
HEATH: And we're all pretty sure we're being followed.
DRACULAURA: Did you figure out what made the lights go out?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Someone turned off the main power switch.
DRACULAURA: And there's no way that could have been an accident?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: No, someone had to do it. [sighing] This night is turning into an absolute daymare.
DEUCE: Wait a second. What if the bird chirping was on purpose to make you drop the trophy?
FRANKIE: If you were with us earlier, you'd realize this is a shock coming from Deuce.
HEATH: Yeah, he was not on board with the investigation.
DRACULAURA: That's why he was a suspect.
DEUCE: Can we move past that, please?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: It did sound as if those disgusting creatures were practically around the corner.
DRACULAURA: You said you heard birds chirping right before you dropped the trophy?
[chirping]
FRANKIE: Ah, my ears!
DRACULAURA: There are apps that play sound files like these. All you need is an iCoffin.
DEUCE: Why does an app like that even exist?
DRACULAURA: To scare off humans probably.
FRANKIE: Hmm, Headmistress, did anyone else know how overwhelmed you've been today?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: You know, it's odd. Right before I dropped the trophy, I did say if one more thing goes wrong, I'm canceling the rally. Those words have haunted me ever since I uttered them.
DRACULAURA: Are you all thinking what I'm thinking?
FRANKIE: Someone wanted the rally canceled.
DEUCE: But why? It still doesn't make sense.
HEATH: Yeah, I mean, everybody loves the rally.
DEUCE: It's- it's-
SNAKE: Let me see. Oops.
DEUCE: I'm never going to hear the end of this. Uh, hey, wait! I can't believe you knocked my sunglasses off.
SNAKES: I just wanted a better view. Besides, we like the chaos.
DEUCE: [panting] Which way they go? Okay, what should I do: Choose a tunnel and keep running, or stop and look around? If I take a second to search, I might be able to figure out which way they went. What's that? A glove.
vDRACULAURA: Quick, where'd they go?
DEUCE: How'd you get here so fast?
DRACULAURA: A little magical assist. I've been working on de-stoning spell. Looks like it works.
DEUCE: I think they might've gone this way. I found this glove in- Hey, wait for me!
SNAKE: We were here first.
DEUCE: We can be angry about that later. We've got to catch- Whoa! Ow! Just my luck.
SNAKE: Stay on the floor and relax.
DRACULAURA: I actually think you should get up because I know who did it.
END OF EPISODE SEVEN: DEUCE CHASES A MYSTERIOUS SUSPECT!