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DRACULAURA: It's a dark and stormy night, perfect for the first formal dance of the year, the Monster Ball Homecoming. I have the perfect outfit, the perfect date and I've planned out the party perfectly.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Good evening, Draculaura. I trust your dance committee has everything in order?
DRACULAURA: The boo crew has each aspect of the party covered. There will be no surprises.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: That's what I'd like to hear. Especially tonight.
DRACULAURA: [V.O.] Frankie's on DJ duty.
FRANKIE: Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. But I do care. I care a lot.
DRACULAURA: [V.O.] Cleo is in charge of the dance photography.
CLEO: Say "Skize". This will be a night to remember. I've made sure of it.
DRACULAURA: Okay, Cleo, that's not ominous at all. Deuce, the Gorgon Gourmet is on the refreshments.
DEUCE: Just headed to the kitchen to retrieve my latest creations.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Oh, excellent work, Draculaura.
DRACULAURA: Thank you, Headmistress. See, no surprises.
FRANKIE: Electricity's in the air tonight.
DRACULAURA: Have you seen Clawd?
FRANKIE: Ooh. No, no Clawd yet. Sorry, Headmistress. My zap's got too zappy.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Let's just start the Howl of Fame Awards. Has Dracula arrived? — You certainly know how to make an entrance, Dracula.
DRACULA: Thank you, Headmistress. Glad to see homecoming making a comeback, even with its troubled past.
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: [chuckles] No, we don't need to dig up that dirt.
DRACULA: The Howl of Fame award shine a light on each student's special, uniqueitude, uniquenesses, uniqueities, whether its sharpest fangs; which I won, most likely to become Pfft; which I won, or future monster movie star; which I should have won. But they gave it to Scarlett Gorehanson. [clearing throat] Right. Our first award is for the most unforyetiable Yeti.
The award goes to Abbey Bominable.
ABBEY: Thank you. Your recognition melts my heart.
ALL: Abbey! Abbey! Abbey! Abbey!
DRACULA: Here's a fun one. Most memorable mummy goes to...
ALL: Abbey! Abbey! Abbey!
DRACULA: We're on the mummy award now, folks.
CLEO: Abbey is the best mummy.
DRACULA: Something seems funny. Not funny like my last Rom Zom Com funny, funny like suspicious.
ALL: Abbey! Abbey! Abbey!
ABBEY: Heath, why won't they chill out?
ALL: Abbey! Abbey!
HEATH: Hey. Freeze, everybody. You're making Abby uncomfortable. Let's Blaze a trail out of here. Steam cloud.
ALL: Abbey! Abbey! Abbey? Abbey? Abbey?!
DRACULA: Abbey is more popular than me. Is this what jealousy feels like?
HEADMISTRESS BLOODGOOD: Everyone needs to calm down this instant. This is snowballing out of control.
FRANKIE: Good one, Headmistress.
ABBEY: Shh. Hide me.
DRACULAURA: What is with this crowd?
FRANKIE: Look at their eyes. That's- That's it! Remember when Toralei used those cute little bugs to mind control everyone in school? These Abbey fans are being controlled by earworms. Choose a song, sing your decree, earworms will make listeners agree.
DRACULAURA: This song must be making everyone love Abbey.
MUSIC: ♪ Abbey, you're so cool ♪
FRANKIE: What an oddly specific song.
DRACULAURA: Frankie, stop playing that song.
FRANKIE: It won't stop. Someone must be controlling my bootooth speakers.
ABBEY: We can't hide here forever.
ALL: Abbey! Abbey!
ABBEY: Ice wall!
ALL: Abbey! Abbey!
HEATH: They're breaking through! We're toast.
ALL: Abbey! Abbey! Abbey! Abbey! Abbey!
FRANKIE: ♪ Listen to me and be earworm free ♪
CLEO: Why did I take so many photos of Abbey? Oh, that one's cute.
ABBEY: You saved me.
HEATH: Thanks, Frankie.
ABBEY: I think I need to sit down and cool off for a while.
DRACULAURA: Heath, take care of Abby while we catch these earworms.
CLAWDEEN: I'm on it.
FRANKIE: I hope you like beat boxing. — ♪ Boots and bats and boots and... ♪
UNKNOWN: Come on!
FRANKIE: What? It's not that bad.
CLAWDEEN: That scream came from the kitchen.
DEUCE: All the punch and pastries I had for the party have been stolen.
DRACULAURA: No snacks, no music, no awards, no Clawd, the dance is ruined.
DRACULA: Don't worry, princess. Even when the unexpected happens, your friends and I are here to support you to the end. — What's going on? Well, that took a turn!
END OF EPISODE ONE: CLEO & CLAWDEEN GET HYPNOTIZED!